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Haunted Tombstone Sayings

 Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:

 

Gil T Conscience

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V. Agra

He wont get up anymore

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Ben Better

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Sonny Cydeup

Buried face down

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N. Agra

It must have been the fall

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Mary Jayne

Stoned to death

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Richard Cranium

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May B. Knot

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Dirk Knap

Played in the rain until the thunder clap

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Flint Stone

Done in by rubble

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Bart
Fell off a cliff not too smart

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Al B. Rightback

Al Dente

Alex Blaine Laider

Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)

Anita Infusion

Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician

Anita Transfusion

Asher T. Ashers

B.A. Ghoul

Barry D'Alyve

Barry M. Deep

Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones

Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)

BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT

Berry D. Hatchet

Bertha D. Blues

Bill M. Lader

Candy B. Goode

C. U. Dye

C. U. Layder

Dawn Under

Diane Rott

Dustin T. Dirt

Dustin T. Dust

Fester N. Rott

F. Yura Vandal
The graveyard has cameras
And alarms on the props,
Disturbing the contents
Will summon the cops

Requiescat im slammer

Hammond Eggs

I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost

I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook

I. L. Beabach

I. M. Gone

Imus B. Goewin

Iva Biggen

Ivana Hacketoff

Izzy Gone

Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)

Jess Gough

Justin Pieces

Justin Thyme

Kerry Emhoff

Kenny McCormick - You Bastards! (South Park)

Kenny McCormick - Dies weekly on Comedy Central

Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)

Lefty B. Hynde

M. T. Tomb

M.T. Box

M.T. Toombe

Manny Bones

Mark A. Place

Mummy B. Ware

Myra Mains

Orson Buggy

Otta B. Alive

Phil Dirt

Phil McAvity, DDS

Phil McCracken

Ray N. Carnation

Reid Dannum-Weep

Rick Amortis - A hard man is good to find.

Ricky D. Bones

R.I.P. Van Winkle

Rigger Mortis

Roland Stone - Gathering Moss

Robbie Ducky - You're the one

R. U. Next

Rustin Peece

Rusty Gates

Seymour Butz

Stu Meet

STUPID and I'M WITH STUPID

Sue D'Bum

Ted N. Buried

Thirst N. Howl

Tom Thumb (very small stone)

U. R. Gone

Willy B. Back

Willy Rott

Xavier Breath

Yetta Nother

Yul B. Next

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