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Find a nice spray bottle, fill it with colored water
and attach a tag with the following:

When God created the little boy
He gave them each a little toy
A tiny thing from which to pee
And write their name in snow, you see
Well now I think it's only fair
That little girls should have their share
Of writing in the snow like them
But still be a lady in front of men
So here's a toy for you to have fun with
A small and handy wee wee gift
Just aim it straight and aim it true
And write your name like the boys do

© 2005 Yvonne Lowther

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